What's in it for me? You don't get nothing for free You stand and shake your tin It gets under my skin I might see what I can do In another year or two Let me see: what's in it for me? 'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free Can you stop? you keep after me But I'm not - not a charity Now you're back again Just like a long-lost friend With your sorry tale of woe But no one wants to know Just give us a rest! You're making me depressed Gotta run, I'm a busy man And I've done everything I can But you keep stickin' out your hand Pardon me, you're in disneyland And I know you'll think it's strange You, I know you'll think it's strange But I don't have any change So no change I'll tell you for free: Don't waste your breath on me I've heard it all before Philanthropy's a bore! Charity! What's in it for me?