As I was out walking Home alone one night I saw this man approaching He wore a coat of white He said, "You don't know me But you'll very soon find out" Then the world was darkness As a cloth clamped around my mouth I said, where am I Where am I I don't know How can I escape Slowly I recovered My head was aching bad I was laying on the carpet Inside this madman's lab Then a voice was speaking From behind a glass-walled booth It said, welcome stranger We've got serious work to do Where am I? Where am I? Someone say more What's his fiendish plan? He said "You are my guinea pig I'm an unsound engineer I'm going to see how much a man can dig A thousand voices in his ever-decreasing human ear" In the echo chamber I almost went insane Even my own heartbeat Caused my eardrum pain It was like a Phil Spector nightmare The echo machine ran wild It was louder, getting louder I thought that I would die Where am I? Where am I? I never got out of there though I've tried and tried For twenty-more years That's why I am where I am now Where am I? Where am I? Where am I? Where am I? I'm gonna tear it down before I go Ah, c'mon, Michaelangelo, you know