You can't smoke in barrooms What's the difference? This place is as dingy as before I hope a friendly face comes to my rescue And good fortune walks in smiling through the door Ain't somebody gonna take me home tonight? Get me out of here Somebody better take me home tonight This old barstool's always glad to see me The whiskey bottle winks and says hello But we all know know before this night is over My old friends can't wait to see me go Misery loves company, so they tell you Andâ needs a sympathetic ear from time to time But what iâ want I won't find in this bar room: I'm looking for a true partner in crime