I need a lover for a friend. I need a lover for a friend. If it doesn't happen soon I just might come to a sticky end. I need a heart to call my own. I need someone who's mine - and mine alone. Someone who ain't afraid to explore the twilight zone. I tought I'd found the one, She said she was my pal, The next thing that I knew she had Propelled me straight to hell. I need a lover for a friend. It might be unrealistic but still, I can pretend. Let me pretend. Do I - Do I have to tell you one more time? Do I have to tell you one more time? I tought I spelled it out for you - do I have to hang a sing? (Situation's Vacant!)