I woke up early this morning convincing myself that today was a good day
Then I burnt my tongue on the coffee I drank
And I dropped my phone and it cracked in the sink
Ain't got no outfit for work and I'm late
Somebody tell god he better stop playing games
Why everything fucked up
Why everything sucks
How come every time that I try being positive
Some little thing messes everything up
And it don't even matter a bit how I handle it
I can't even keep me a candle lit
I've been in the bathroom a half dozen times
My stomachs requesting new management
I thought okay maybe I'd go relax for a minute and watch something funny I like
Then tried to login' to my Netflix account but my keys aren't responding I can't even type
What in the hell did I do to deserve it
Oh god I knew I wasn't perfect
But the way that you treating me ain't even decent
I know I'm not your strongest servant
I'm putting the work in I try to do right
At least for the majority of my life
But first thing this morning I tried calling mom just to tell her I love her, and she tried to Fight
Then cooking breakfast I burnt both the eggs and the toast to the point where my dog Would bite
I can't do anything right
But I guess it's just how it goes
I really should look at the calendar though
To make sure today isn't... oh hell no
Today's my birthday? Goddamn it
I woke up early this morning convincing myself that today was a good day
Then I burnt my tongue on the coffee I drank
And I dropped my phone and it cracked in the sink
Aint got no outfit for work and I'm late
Somebody tell god he better stop playing games
Why everything fucked up
Why everything sucks
How come every time that I try being positive
Some little thing messes everything up