Ladies and Gentlemen There is a good service on all underground lines I'm 35 hours, two trains and two planes away And if one more person looks through me I could disappear It could be sweet release, but I don't want to cry, not here Oh ladies and gentlemen Keep your luggage with you at all times I'm 35 hours and 3 bad movies away And if one more person coughs on me I'm gonna punch them in the face Well no not really, I'll just hold my breath like always So long, so far away So long, so far away Ladies and gentlemen, mind the gap Between what I say and how I act I'm 36 bad thoughts and 3 glad thoughts away I wish I wasn't travelling alone The worst part is I can't leave myself at home So long, so far away I know what I want and I know when I want it, I want it now So long, so far away