I guess you think you're pretty hot I guess you think you're quite the catch Nothing gives you pause for thought You don't have the time for that Depressingly familiar now The patronizing turn of phrase The leery looking up and down The constant use of bad cliches I get that uh-oh feeling crawling up my spine It's kicking and screaming when you drag me back in time You've underestimated me, dude And I love that about you It means you're gonna lose Go on and condescend to me, dude On your way into the bin You're gonna be so confused You've underestimated me, dude And the tide is turning And the tide is turning, turning, turning on you So kind of you to talk to me So generous to give the floor You're looking down your nose at me I'm very small, after all You're nodding so indulgently You didn't hear a thing I said I guess I'll bat my eyelashes And you can pat me on the head I get that uh-oh feeling crawling up my spine I don't want your number, I don't want your time You've underestimated me, dude I kind of love that about you Cause it means you're gonna lose Go on and condescend to me, dude On your way into the bin You're gonna be so confused You've underestimated me, dude And the tide is turning And the tide is turning, turning, turning on you You've underestimated me, dude And I'm almost sorry for you Cause the tide is turning