I've got this planet in my hands You know I'll waste it if I can Come on let's give it a twist And if it all turns to shit- Oh wait, let's try that again. My life's too short to have a plan Here, let me help you understand First take this drink and this pill Relax your mind and be still Let's find out who I am 'Cause I- Stupid American trash Wait, let's try that again. I've got this planet in my hands Yeah, I'll try to save it if I can I'm satisfied with myself Don't care for anyone else I'm so united when I stand. I get my facts from the TV Believe in everything I read It's such an ignorant bliss When the whole fucking world wants to be like me. 'Cause I-