Minute rice in a mini van
I never really fully figured out Steely Dan
Somebody said that I can't rap, but I clearly can
I'm weirdly difficult to stop like a ceiling fan
So quit yanking my chain, it's a Gordian knot
Weird Al and DOOM made the accordion hot
According to my morning pages I am not shit
That's why I write em to clear the gunk and the toxic thoughts
No mental blocks, Chuck Knoblauchs
It's been a minute since I spit in a grog shop
Opps talk hogwash on the blogspot
Then they wanna hobnob with you, not on my watch
Yo, I've got mad woke dad jokes
CVS photo guy, never wore the lab coat
Gadzooks, leave the crowd bamboozled
It's typically written on occasion off the noodle
I try to keep my mouth shut
People do stupid shit, so what?
I might pull up with a bowl cut
30 minutes late, but i showed up
I try to keep my mouth shut
People do stupid shit, so what?
I might pull up with a bowl cut
30 minutes late, but I
I'm not utterly convinced that
This is not butter pass another piece of bread
Yo, I think we've been misled
I've got more flows than inbox unreads
Yeah, pull up to the party on edge
I don't get out much. Yo, I thought you were dead
Not yet, throw my coat on the bed
A lot of these rappers all talk, call em TED
I'm in Jamaica unexpectedly-bobsled
Tryna keep my girl proud and my dog fed
Augment reality to meet Bob Ross
Circle spread thin, no squares in my oblong
Odd song-can't believe you kept listening
I'm dying up here. You can see the sweat glistening, yo
Do the thing. don't cater to the dissidents
They'll probably start doing it after they're done dissing it
I try to keep my mouth shut
People do stupid shit, so what?
I might pull up with a bowl cut
30 minutes late, but i showed up
I try to keep my mouth shut
People do stupid shit, so what?
I might pull up with a bowl cut
30 minutes late, but I showed up