We havin' a coprophagia session, everyone is welcome to join Don't be shy, we're just here to enjoy some poop So won't you join us in the group? We'll be here all day, and if you'd like to stay You're more than welcome to join in on the fun! Come one, come all to the poop eating extravaganza! There's no need to be shy, just let your freak flag fly And enjoy some poop today! Eating poop is not that bad, it's actually pretty good I would do it every day, if I could only find a way Eating poop is for everyone, no one is excluded It don't matter if you're black or white Just enjoy the taste of poop tonight