Yo, ay
Yo, ay
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I take laxatives so I can poop faster
I pray to poop, I'm the poop pastor
I fire out poop, I'm a poop blaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm a pooping pro
I take loperamide so I can poop slow
My poop is like my rhymes 'cause it got flow
My poop is so shiny in the dark it glows
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm a poop adept
I used to spend hours on the toilet and I wept
But now I'm immune to constirrhea's effects
I poop when I want, don't let nothin' intercept
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the pooping champ
I don't care if constipation gives me cramps
I don't care if diarrhea makes my butt damp
'Cause whenever I poop, I always get amped
I'm the Poopmaster, I poop everywhere
I poop on the ground, I poop in the air
I poop in my mouth, I poop in my hair
I will poop until my bootyhole tears
I'm the Poopmaster, and I don't care
I poop on the table, I poop on the chairs
I poop in public and let everyone stare
I always got poop flowin' out my derrière
I'm the Poopmaster, I'm a poop genius
I'm so good that I can poop from my penis
It can be small or it can be the size of Venus
My poop is like my bars 'cause it's seamless
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm a poop wizard
I pooped out a storm, it's a poop blizzard
And when it hits, the toilet gets fissured
I can cut the toilet in half, don't need scissors
I'm the Poopmaster, I poop everywhere
I poop on the ground, I poop in the air
I poop in my mouth, I poop in my hair
I will poop until my bootyhole tears
I'm the Poopmaster, and I don't care
I poop on the table, I poop on the chairs
I poop in public and let everyone stare
I always got poop flowin' out my derrière
Yo, ay
Yo, ay
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
Constirrhea's fine 'cause I've learned to live with it
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
I won't stop pooping, even when my ass splits
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
Constirrhea's fine 'cause I've learned to live with it
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
I won't stop pooping, even when my ass splits
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
Constirrhea's fine 'cause I've learned to live with it
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
I won't stop pooping, even when my ass splits
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
Constirrhea's fine 'cause I've learned to live with it
Yeah, I'll take a shit, but I won't give a shit
I won't stop pooping, even when my ass splits
I'm the Poopmaster, I poop everywhere
I poop on the ground, I poop in the air
I poop in my mouth, I poop in my hair
I will poop until my bootyhole tears
I'm the Poopmaster, and I don't care
I poop on the table, I poop on the chairs
I poop in public and let everyone stare
I always got poop flowin' out my derrière
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Yo, ay
Yo, ay
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I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster
I'm the Poopmaster, yeah, I'm the Poopmaster