Rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart I'm shootin' shit out my ass like darts Taking laxatives wasn't so smart 'Cause the shart don't stop once it starts I'm passin' gas and rippin' wet ass My fart got so much mass, it can break glass My fart so loud, it sounds like brass My fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed I let one rip, I rip it wet Shit flies out like a jet, it makes me sweat So much shit, it clogged the toilet Taking laxatives is something I regret My shit sprays and ricochets I can't keep diarrhea at bay Hey, Dr. Gay, I'm not okay Nothing I wouldn't pay to end this today It's like the Niagara Falls It gets on my balls and all the walls This shit don't stall, I shit up and down the hall I'm appalled, my ass is getting mauled by the squall Of farts and shit, my ass ripped As shit slipped and dripped On my hips and my lips I can't stop the shit, my ass needs to be zipped I can't explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane I shit faster than a train, it flies like a plane It clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained I got so much shit the toilet can't contain It's like my ass is on cocaine And all I can do is sit here and complain I rip a wet fart and my shit rains I'm not just breaking wind, I'm breaking a hurricane ♪ Rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart I'm shootin' shit out my ass like darts Taking laxatives wasn't so smart 'Cause the shart don't stop once it starts I'm passin' gas and rippin' wet ass My fart got so much mass, it can break glass My fart so loud, it sounds like brass My fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed I can't explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane I shit faster than a train, it flies like a plane It clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained I got so much shit the toilet can't contain It's like my ass is on cocaine And all I can do is sit here and complain I rip a wet fart and my shit rains I'm not just breaking wind, I'm breaking a hurricane