Hey folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a low-down Hoochie Koocher She was the roughest toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Hidey Hidey Hidey Hi (Hidey Hidey Hidey Hi) Hodey odey odey oh (Hodey odey odey oh) Heedey Heedey Heedey Hee (Heedey Heedey Heedey Hee) Hidey Hidey Hidey Ho (Hidey Hidey Hidey Ho) She messed around with a bloke named Smokey She loved him though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown And showed her how to kick the gong around Hidey Hidey Hidey Hi (Hidey Hidey Hidey Hi) Whooooooooaaaap! (Whooooooooaaaap!) Heedey Heedey Heedey Hee (Heedey Heedey Heedey Hee) Hidey Hidey Hidey Ho (Hidey Hidey Hidey Ho) She had a dream about the King of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He gave her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with the platinum wheels He gave her is townhouse and his racin' horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted them a million times Poor Min' Poor Min' Poor Min'...