At the show and no one's moving
The crowd is dead, but I'll keep swinging
They're unprepared and no one's looking
So when they least expect it, kick someone in the teeth
I know I don't have spatial awareness
But I express myself regardless of the consequences
Head to the pit, start some beef
I'm pretty sure a kid's foot grazed my knee
I realize it was an accident
But now his life is gonna end
Kick me out of the venue, and I'll find my way back in
I'm that douche bag
I don't care if you're bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
I'm that douche bag
Sue me
Stage dive with my feet first, kick while I crowd surf
I hope that the people holding me know that it's my turf
I think you should know that I don't have a soul
Hurting all you people was my only goal
Right before the best part of the song
I'm gonna steal the mic and sing all of the notes wrong
Sing them wrong, yeah
Kick me out of the venue, and I'll find my way back in
I'm that douche bag
I don't care if you're bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
I'm that douche bag
I'm that douche bag
I'm that douche bag
Hey there, I noticed that you looked at me funny
You've made a huge mistake, you better start running
Don't say that I'm just a troublesome bully
I don't think you know the first thing about me
So what if I'm bad at math, and my dad doesn't seem to like me?
I might be a little insecure, possibly a little immature
But I have to prove myself, now is my time to shine
You think the fun belongs to everyone, but I can't have fun unless I break your spine
Punch a 14-year-old girl
Throw her into a merch table
Did you guys see how strong I am?
She'll be sleeping in the hospital
I'm that douche bag (Douche bag)
Kill an old lady on the bus ride home