When we met, way back 'bout a summer or two
We got swept up, trying to prove to each other we're cool
Well, this gin and tonic, if I'm honest
Got my tongue tasting like you're still on it
But now, I can't hold my liquor like I can't hold you
And I promise, I won't vomit
But my collar's got a little bit on it
And I, I don't wanna be cool like we used
I can't hang like I did before
It's a sick game when you're keeping score
As the memories play, I don't wanna be cool anymore
My liver on the bathroom floor
And I, I hang it up over the shower door
Until I dry you out, I don't wanna be cool anymore
I don't wanna be cool anymore
I made this mess, breaking rocks on my front door step
And now I got my eyes all wet, GROWING PAINS
It's coming out my chest
I got big feelings and a short fuse
Yet you play with fire and run
I can't hang like I did before
It's a sick game when you're keeping score
As the memories play, I don't wanna be cool anymore
My liver on the bathroom floor
And I, I hang it up over the shower door
Until I dry you out, I don't wanna be cool anymore
I don't wanna be cool anymore
Well, this gin and tonic, if I'm honest
Got my tongue tasting like you're still on it
But now, I can't hold my liquor like I can't hold you
I can't hang like I did before
It's a sick game when you're keeping score
As the memories play, I don't wanna be cool anymore
My liver on the bathroom floor
And I, I hang it up over the shower door
Until I dry you out, I don't wanna be cool anymore
I don't wanna be cool anymore