Here's how I made my fortune while you filled up your collection tin Started with an orange juice stall Started with nothing at all Moved on to marathon from crawl And now they're coming after me? Over my dead body God help me, Lord take me, Christ forgive me Here's how I made my family: 9 months to create the image of me Ah, such beauty Oh, god help me. Lord take me, Christ forgive me Three months holed up Put on these Nikes and dress just like me I'm going where the marathon leads me Full ablution, I follow my gut Follow my nose, find us lying in plain white robes Oh, god help me. Lord take me, Christ forgive me I lost it on stocks Lost it all I lost it on stocks Lost it on the exchange Lost it all God help me. Lord take me, Christ forgive me