You are somebody that we don't know
But you're takin' shots at us like it's Patrón
And we're just like, "woah, you're outta control"
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And we're just like, "hey, are you okay?"
And we ain't tryna mess with your self expression
But we've learned a lesson that stressin'
And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke our bones, so
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And we're just like
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm down
You are somebody that we don't know
But you're comin' at FamG like a missile
Why are you mad
When you can be GLAAD
(You could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Makin' that sign
Must've taken all night
You just need to take several seats
And then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream
About all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay, so
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And we're just like
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to just stop
Like can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down
And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now
We all got crowns
You need to calm down