When I was a little girl Everyone had Christmas Gifts under a tall tree Not me, not me One day, day breaks Mama said Let's make some pancakes Not the kind from IHOP For goodness sakes! Tchatchkes, latkes Can I have some more please Applesauce and sour cream Tchatchkes, latkes Tchatchkes, latkes Spin the dreidel endlessly Play for gelt or just for free Tchatchkes, latkes When I was a maedelach Everyone had Santa Claus On his lap they'd wish and want Not me, not me One night God's might Show me the menorah light Miracles and Maccabees Eight days of tchatchkes! Tchatchkes, latkes Can I have some more please Applesauce and sour cream Tchatchkes, latkes When I was a young woman And I had my own home Mama gave me permission To use her special recipe Potatoes, oil, a dash of salt Onions, bad breath, oy gevalt! I became a macher of Hanukkah delicacies (One, two, three, everybody now!) Tchatchkes, latkes Can I have some more please Applesauce and sour cream Tchatchkes, latkes