Woodrow the Donkey
Woodrow the donkey dude
Woodrow the donkey
Woodrow that donkey dude
You might not know a donkey,
But I bet you love 'em if you took the time
So let me tell you some stuff about 'em put to a rhyme
Did you know that the oldest donkey was like 54?
They eat the grain and grass and hay that makes 'em herbivore
The girls are called "jennies" and the boys are called "jacks"
They get really sad if they don't get a lot of contact
But don't you go and mess with their ears
And did you know the mama donkey's pregnant for a year?
I didn't know that!
I also heard that donkey's got a sweet tooth
If you hang with donkeys I suggest that you should bring fruit
Sunkist, or Chiquita, or even dole
Last fact, A baby donkey's also known as a foal
Let's go!
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Woodrow's that donkey dude
You might not know a human,
But I bet you'd probably think they're really weird
They walk on two feet looking doofy some have silly beards
They love the fruit like us,
The watermelon, cantaloupe, but they're kinda scary
Some of them even eat animals
Can they go a minute without playing on their phones?
Why they got a room for poop right inside their homes?
They ain't got no hooves but they got fingers and some toes
The baby ones can barely do a thing until they grow
Did you know that some of these humans live 100 years?
Wear clothes under their clothes and call it underwear
When it's their birthday that when they really go nuts
I heard they play a game where they pin a tail on us Ahh!
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Woodrow's that donkey dude
If you know how to move
Better move them hooves or them shoes
If you know how to move
Get down, get down to the donkey groove
I never knew a donkey till I brought this donkey in my life
Now I got a partner who be getting funky on the mic
What up Woodrow?
Not a lot, just doing that donkey dance
I don't need a donkey shirt and I don't need no donkey pants
Nope, still fly
Flyest donkey I ever met
Brought you to the crib and now our home can be your habitat
Out here in the farm I made some friends with all these callin' birds
Everyone is nice and all, but I don't like that dog of yours
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Yeah, everybody get on!
Get on down with the donkey groove
Get on down with the donkey groove
Get on down with the donkey groove
So tell me what you're waiting on!
Anyone got an apple? I'm hungry
Get down to the donkey groove