Chica
She wanna share a pizza
I told her "nice to meet ya"
But sorry I must leave ya (but why?)
'Cause Roxanne
She wants me to be her man
She's trying to take my hand
But that's not in my plans (but why?)
I'm just not ready
So I hid inside of Freddy
Yeah, he put me in his belly
But then still trying to get me (but why?)
Well, it must be since I ain't so ugly
I think they in love with me
But I forgot to brush my teeth (oh my!)
Man, my breath is kickin' like some ninjas on my lips
Chasin' me around the Pizza Plex just tryna get a kiss
I ain't stoppin' not for nothing, no, this isn't worth the risk
'Cause it smells like deviled eggs and garbage stuffed into a fish
Can't get no kiss from me
Like poof, I'm history
I'm not anti-chivalry
I just need some Listerine (my breath is stinking)
Mister, please!
Don't let them get to me
She won't be my chickadee
If she gets a whiff of me (she won't be waking)
Vanessa, you so extra
Why'd you scare me like that?
I'm 'bout to open up and yawn
And I'ma scare you right back
Ay, yo, I know you on patrol tonight
So keep an eye out
'Cause if they succeed in kissin' me
They probably gon' die now, 'cause
My mouth is rotten
Yeah, my teeth are green and my breath is bold
I woke up screamin', it's been stinkin' ever since breakfast yo
The stink-o-meter's off the chart
Like more than they measure bro
It smell like someone here been steamin' all of they vegetables
Man, my breath is kickin' like Bruce Lee up in my mouth
Got a garlic on my dinner plate, I should've put it down
Now they tryna kiss up on me, got me running all around
Yo, it smell like gym socks on a foot from a crusty musty clown
Wait a minute!
I forgot I got some tickets, so I hit the prize shop
I turned 'em in and a little rhino and a peppermint is what I got (woo!)
Now my mouth is so fresh (woo!)
Found my way out of this mess (woo!)
I went in slow for the kiss (woo!)
But yo, hold up girl, what the heck's up with your breath?
Ew, your mouth is rotten!
Yeah, your teeth are green, and your breath is gross!
Never mind, I'm colorblind
They're more yellower than the butter on my toast
When's it gon' be 6:00 a.m.?
'Cause man, ain't nowhere left to hide
I can't see nothin' 'cause the stench is just burning my eyes
Dang, your breath is kickin' like it's slimmer on your tongue
Smell like week old moldy chicken or some fungus on a sponge
Or like pickled Kitty litter with a pinch of donkey dung
Yo, I don't think I can do this, sorry girls, I gotta run
Peace!