Well, howdy do, how are you?
Yo, what's up sis?
The bottles in the fridge
And in the freezer chicken nuggets
I'll be back tomorrow mornin'
He should be in bed by ten
Don't let him talk you into staying up so late again
Of course not
Bro I'm being serious!
I'm serious
I'll follow every rule you wrote
Period!
Period!
Ok, I gotta go
Now ya'll be good and no shenanigans
Just go sis, have a good time
Yo, I can manage this
Uncle Feegee, can I use some cake and watch some TV?
I don't know man, you should probably get to sleeping
'Cause look at all these rules your mama put up in the kitchen
But you know that I don't ever listen
It's okay with me if you want to stay and play to watch TV
Try to have a ball with your uncle Feegee
And I don't care if it's midnight
Bedtime doesn't exist when you're here with me
We can party till the break of dawn and
Your mama might be mad up in the mornin'
But we gon' have a good time
'Cause you can do whatever you like
It's okay with me
Woo! You know these snacks are delicious
Let's get the candy wrappers
And the crumbs up outta vision
Gotta clean the mess up
Till the evidence is hidden
'Cause if your mother sees it
She's gon' have me put in prison
Yo, yo, I just had a little afterthought
What do you think about
We play a game of basketball?
They say I look like Jordan when I'm jumpin'
So get dunked on you little munchkin'
Hey Uncle Feegee
I think I just went wee wee
And also I can't seem to find my bonkey brothers CD
I think I heard your neighbor
Play that record Sunday evening
And did you know tonight he's out of town
Heehee
It's okay with me
If you wanna trespass and do a B and E
I think you're too young to end up in juvie
And I don't care if it's fair 'cause
Laws just don't exist when you're here with me
We can listen to your favourite song and
Your mama might be mad up in the mornin'
But we gon' have a good time
'Cause you can do whatever you like
It's okay with me
Elevator's busted
I guess we gotta fix it
Why you playin' with me homie
Quit it, just give it!
This is gettin' irritating
I'mma tell your mama
Alright, that's enough of that buddy!
Sayonara!
Yo, your kinda creepin' me out
Why your eyes glowing, what's that about?
And why you floatin' in the air little man?
You should probably get down
'Cause I'll be in a world of trouble
If your mama finds out
Hey Uncle Feegee
You know what I was thinkin'?
It'd be really fun to go and summon us a demon
Hmm, Gee I don't know bud
It sounds a little freaky
Maybe we shouldn't
Nah I'm just kidding, of course
It's okay with me
We could do a dark ritual if need be
Just remember that your uncle screams easily
And I don't care if it's evil
Fun just doesn't exist if it ain't with me
Ok this seems a little wrong man
I hope I see your mama in the mornin'
I'm not havin' a good time
Why'd I let you do whatever you like?
Yo, don't play with me
Why you like to laugh your uncle just screams?
I gotta get away
Where the heck are those keys?
Man I don't care this is scary
This bird thing doesn't exist
Sittin' next to me
Okay, this hall is really long man
Your mama better get here in the mornin'
Ay yo Feegee could you stay another day?
Never again in your life
No more days with me