Craving a conversation with the prettiest girl in room She's serving coffee, saving for college at the local school I buck up courage to ask a question of this curious looking creature I pause for a second, all I can think to say is Can I get on your Wi-Fi? I got something to download I need to send an email Can you gimme the passcode? Can I get on your Wi-Fi? I got something to download I need to send an email Can you gimme the passcode? ♪ She smiles and says "You sure ain't from this part of town You gotta crazy accent coming backwards out of your mouth You take sugar and cream?" I say, "Only in my dreams" And the colour of her cheeks turns red She says, "Boy, ain't you sweet" And I give myself a high five Can I get a down low? See I got this female Wrapped round my thumb nail And I give myself a high five Can I get a down low? See I got this female Wrapped round my thumb nail She's polishing cutlery, catching up with the regular customers It's wonderful the way she dances around the tables Pulling faces at the children, running races with dinner plates But I'm losing my patience, so I pull her aside and say "What do you say, you wanna take me out? Maybe we could paint the town a different shade, my shout!" She looked me up and down and without making a sound She turned around and left a piece of paper faced upside down 00XY55590 I thought I got her details But she gimme the passcode 00XY55590 I thought I got her details But she gimme the passcode