Oh, there're sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl But give me a ramblin' rover From Orkney down to Dover We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world There are those who feign enjoyment From merciless employment Their ambition is deployment From the minute they left the school And they save and scrape and ponder While the rest go out and squander See the world and rove and wander And they're happier as a rule There are sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl But give me a ramblin' rover From Orkney down to Dover We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world I have roamed through all the nations Took delight in all creation I've enjoyed a wee sensation Where the company, it was kind Though when partin' was no pleasure I've drunk another measure To the good friends that we treasure For they always are on our mind There are sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl But give me a ramblin' rover From Orkney down to Dover We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world If you're bent wi' arthiritis And your bowels have got colitis You've gallopin' malackitis And you're thinkin' it's time you died If you been a man o' action Though you're lying there in traction You may gain some satisfaction Thinkin', "Jesus, at least I tried." There are sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl But give me a ramblin' rover From Orkney down to Dover We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world There are sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl But give me a ramblin' rover From Orkney down to Dover We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world