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Judy Small - The IPD şarkı sözleri

Sanatçı: Judy Small

albüm: One Voice in the Crowd


I'll sing you all a song about
A wondorous new device
The nation's latest contraceptive plan
That funny little object
They call the I.U.D
Has recently been changed to fit a man.
(It's) the IPD, the IPD
It may not feel too good to you
But it's not hurting me
So every time the pain begins
To fill your eyes with tears
Remember I put up with it for years.
They tested it on whales
And tried it out on mice
They used it in the poorer
Parts of town
It's the cleverest invention
Since the automatic lift
Guarranteed to never let you down.
It was proven to be safe
For the average human male
Though testing showed some
Minor side affects
There were two died from infection
And six were sterilized
But only ten percent were too depressed.
(From...)
But you know some people
Are never satisfied
So scientists are working once again
They've got something even better
Than the good old IPD
Its called the morning after pill for men.
Ot's the pill its better than the IPD
It may not be too safe
But we'll just have to wait and see
So put away your worries
And put away your fears
And remember I put up with it for years!

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