Once had a woman Not anymore A delicious meal maker All I asked for She left me, I joined a rock 'n' roll band Now I live on cheap beer and one night stands Cheap beer and one night stands Cheap beer and one night stands My mama done told me "Get yourself a real job!" But what I've learned just ain't enough Guess she still doesn't like my plan To live on cheap beer and one night stands Cheap beer and one night stands Cheap beer and one night stands With trouble in mind And that worried life blues I'm happy with everything I do With another hundred songs in the can Cheap beer and one night stands Cheap beer and one night stands Cheap beer and one night stands