So here is my song pitch To you CEO, bitch! Put it on a playlist And not on your grey list Watch later on YouTube Where I just bought fake views "Payable when due From streaming revenue" And if I didn't love this so much And if I was good at anything but Doing this I'd just quit Doing it Not allowed to play live shows Due to that virus As all seats are taken On every plane to Spain "Can you make a living From strumming and singing?" What do you want me to say now? I'm glad that you came out And if I didn't love you so much And if I was good at anything but Being kind And polite So here is my song pitch To you CEO, bitch! Put it on a playlist And not on your grey list Can you make a living From others' singing? Well, I'm sure you can do But does it satisfy you?