Heather has a cookie – that makes her happy Ben has no cookie – that makes him sad Ben has no cookie – that makes me happy Everybody's happy, except for Ben! Da-da-da-da-da John has a donut, a jelly donut John has a donut – that makes him glad Heather eats his donut – that makes her happy So everybody's happy, except for Ben! Jim has a drum kit – that makes him happy Jim has a drum kit – that makes him loud Heather has no drum kit – that makes us happy Everybody's happy, except for Ben! Dave has a headache – because we're noisy Ben shares his cookie – 'cuz Dave is sad Now Dave has a cookie – that makes him happy Now everybody's happy, including Ben! "No I'm not!" Da-da-da-da-da Everybody's happy, except for Ben! Hey, where's my jelly donut?