There was an old man with a beard Who said, "It is just as I feared" Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard (done it many times) A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, a few cried A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, done it many times
♪ There was an old man of Peru Who watched his wife making a stew But once by mistake, in a stove, she did bake That unfortunate man of Peru There was a young lady named Bright Who traveled much faster than light She set out one day in a relative way And came back the previous night (night) A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, a few cried A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, done it many times A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, a few cried A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, done it many times ♪ A limerick to the face Young punks then back off A limerick to the face Young punks then back off Done it many times A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, a few cried A limerick to the face Young punks then back off, done it many times