When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love
You think I tell my mom about you?
I don't (I do)
If you think your tattoos make you hot
Fuck off
Your jokes never make me laugh
I never miss you when you're away
I don't like you
Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
I won't think about you tomorrow
And I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday
When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love
When you tell me that I'm pretty
When I'm feeling really shitty
(I'm not in love)
When I'm riding in your junker
And we're headed for the city
(I'm not in love)
No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
You drive like a crazy man
Your piercings aren't edgy
Your sarcasm isn't witty
And if I ever get my hands on you
There's no telling what I'll do
When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love
When you tell me that I'm pretty
When I'm feeling really shitty
(I'm not in love)
When I'm riding in your junker
And we're headed for the city
(I'm not in love)
When I'm too drunk to drive
So I'm sleeping in a daze
(I'm not in love)
When you lean in very close
Acting like you're gonna kiss me
(I'm not in love)
I know I drive you crazy
When I sing to you loud and off-key
And how I love firing you up
After you just insulted me
You hate LA and the rock band scene
You say I can't handle my booze
I wear stripper shoes
And you'd never be as a girl like me
When I look at your face
I'm definitely not in love
And I mean when I say
I'm definitely not
I'm definitely not in love
When you tell me that I'm pretty
When I'm feeling really shitty
(I'm not in love)
When I'm riding in your junker
And we're headed for the city
(I'm not in love)
When I'm too drunk to drive
So I'm sleeping in a daze
(I'm not in love)
When you lean in very close
Acting like you're gonna kiss me
(I'm not in love)
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
Swear to God
Swear to God
Swear to God
No don't kiss me
No don't leave me
No don't leave me now
Swear to God
Swear to God
I'm not in love