Get to know the ABCs, so we-
Say them backwards 'til they haunt our dreams, oh
Here's the lore, the monsters from before
These letters put together are the words that last forever, so
I've been used to make the most words (A)
I'm the one to start the whole first verse
I'm with B, he's my bestie
I'm with C, yes, he's testy
D's about to get what's coming
Take him out 'cause he's a coward
E got hit with D
Something isn't making sense
F wanted to be friends
But they made him a fart instead
Now he's out for blood ahead
Who can stop an F's revenge?
G's don't give up in the game
This alphabet has gone insane
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Tell them what it needs to be
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it's one, two, three
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Tell them what it needs to be
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it's one, two, three
Get to know the ABCs, so we-
Say them backwards 'til they haunt our dreams, oh
Here's the lore, the monsters from before
These letters put together are the words that last forever, so
Don't expect the alphabet to ever fill me with regret
The ABCs are thick as thieves
What is this they've done to me?
Get to know (get to know) the ABCs, so we-
Say them backwards 'til they haunt our dreams, oh
Here's the lore (lore), the monsters from before
These letters put together are the words that last forever, so
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Tell them what it needs to be
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it's one, two, three
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Tell them what it needs to be
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it's one, two, three