Did you hear about the word Smells like bacon, burgers and bird Sticky syrup straight from the tree Waffle house is where you should be Someone new has taken the crown To take this dead franchise and turn it around Now when you walk past that golden sign post You'll be greeted by the brand new host Waffles tall and waffles thin This is where it all begins Texas melts and hash brown bowls Omelette, biscuits, sell your soul The waffle house has found its new host Crack some eggs and butter your toast Toss on some burgers, give it a roast Let's all cheer for the house we love most Just ignore the crime It happens all the time Don't get your waffles at night Unless you want a battered fight Open 24 hours Breakfast stacked like towers Eat your heart out night and day The newest host is here to stay Employment has opened we got a new guy Mysterious feelings when you drop on by Yellow signs light up the sky A chill in your bones you know something ain't right Waffles tall and waffles thin This is where it all begins Texas melts and hash brown bowls Omlette, biscuits, sell your soul The waffle house has found its new host Crack some eggs and butter your toast Toss on some burgers, give it a roast Let's all cheer for the house we love most The waffle house has found its new host Crack some eggs and butter your toast Toss on some burgers, give it a roast Let's all cheer for the house we love most Moonlight shines on the building tonight Smells like bacon and you just want a bite Tip toe slowly past the open sign Remember the stories, look at the time 3AM strikes on the clock Your body is frozen, your mind is locked The host walks up and says "what would you like" Never heard from again, lost out of sight The waffle house has found its new host Crack some eggs and butter your toast Toss on some burgers, give it a roast Let's all cheer for the house we love most The waffle house has found its new host Crack some eggs and butter your toast Toss on some burgers, give it a roast Let's all cheer for the house we love most