She'll probably leave me when she goes off to college
She'll find a guy who says she looks better braless
Probably named Brian... or... Chad
It doesn't really matter
I'm still fuckin sad cause
I know I smell bad and talk a lot
Our first date was a McDonald's Parking Lot
I said I loved you first and put you in an awkward spot
I'm telling everybody else because they all forgot
What happens when you leave this town?
We'll figure it out
What happens when the time runs out
And I'm stuck on the couch?
We did pills at the beach
The time you stained my seat
It never came out
It's over when I blink
Your name's under my sink
In permanent ink
Your dad said I'm a pussy and that I dress gay
Gaslight my doctor about my chest pain
One thing about me- I got nothing to loose
Well, other than you
Cause I know I smell bad and talk a lot
Our last date was a McDonald's Parking Lot
I said I loved you there you probabl musta just forgot
I hope you find someone who sucks
What happens when you leave this town?
We'll figure it out
What happens when the time runs out
And I'm stuck on the couch?
We did pills at the beach
The time you stained my seat
It never came out
Its over when I blink
Your name's under my sink
In permanent ink
Hi welcome to McDolo's how can I help you?
Uhh would you like that in medium or large
And what drink would you like with that?
Would you like anything else?
Do you want that in small medium or large?
Unfortunately the ice cream machine isn't working right now-