Who's gonna be the first to O.D? At P.R.B, who's it gonna be? I hope it's not Mel, I really hope it's not me But one of these years someone's gonna O.D. It probably won't be a Stern, definitely not Shawn 'Cause ya can't O.D. from gettin' a Mexican beer buzz on I'm thinking or D.I, Poison Idea or Leftover Crack 'Cause you get a stroke, not a strike from a speedball Or a gutterball heart attack I'll bet you at P.B.R. It's gonna be a British balding rockstar 'Cause they're older than us If it's Charlie, Dick, or Colin It would be so sad But if it was a Partisan It wouldn't be so bad ♪ At Punk Rock Bowling no one's ever gonna O.D. from pot And NOFX is prayin' that none of us will get shot And when one of us expires on last last call I hope it's from a bowling and not from an 8 ball Who's gonna be the first to O.D? At P.R.B, who's it gonna be? I hope it's not a Bouncing Soul, I hope it's not Sharky One of these years someone's gonna O.D.