I don't feel like movin' I don't feel like talkin' I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today I barely feel like rollin' There's no way I'm rockin' I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey When I saw him on TV I thought he looked crazy Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime I wanna be like Stephen So I'm gonna walk uneven And havin' a little trouble breathin' Hеy, hey, hey I'm gonna live by gravitational law I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw And make my hand look more like a lobster claw Hey, hey, hey But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag But then I learned the tail was a tube 'Cause he's so lazy he poops in a colostomy bag Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You give me somethin' to believe in I don't wanna hear 'em, I don't wanna see 'em I think he might have melted in a wax museum Oh Stephen, oh Stephen Are you a robot posin' as a human being? Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You use to give us all a super creepy feelin'