I hope he's here this time, man Hello Yeah, is Orlando's there? Ha, no, I mean, "no, Orlando's not here" ♪ He used to live right up the street On the corner of Jones street No one knows just what he's done But now he weighs 151 Orlando's not here No, Orlando's not here Orlando's not here No, Orlando's not here Riding the street on his weighed down schwinn Selling dime bags to all his friend's In street fighter he'd always win I haven't seen him since way back then ♪ Hey, hey, hey... Ah ah ah Orlando's not here No, Orlando's not here Orlando's not here No, Orlando's not here ♪ Ah ah ah... Hoo hoo hoo Hey, hey, hey... Ah ah ah ♪ Orlando's not here No, Orlando's not here Orlando's not here No, Orlando's not here He'll answer the door in a disguise Just minutes after he goes inside He'll throw a party rain or shine And if you're sellin', 'Lando's not buying