I wanna tell you a little story about a party that went all right but went all wrong I wanna tell you a little story about a party in this song... It happened back in '93, in the Pittsburg PUNK ROCK SCENE An event that will go down, in infamy It was all the masterplan, of one legendary PUNK ROCK KID His name was "Spaz", S-P-A-Z An eviction notice to his house sparked off an idea "I think I have one more party at my place..." Off he set with his master plan, the invitation in his hand read: "You're invited to my House Destruction Party!" Spaz's House Destruction Party, it was chaos with no end If you were crazy enough to make the House Destruction Party then you know You're lucky that you live Let's go! We played there St. Patricks Day with Submachine and THE BAD GENES In a basement full of debris From kicked in doors, broken glass, knocked in walls, THE PLACE WAS THRASHED The house was now missing it's support beams The bathrooms had no toilets or sinks left in them There was nothing in the kitchen left to break Aus Rotten spray painted on the walls, drunk punks passed out in the halls And this was just the second night of the three-day long party Spaz's House Destruction Party, it was chaos with no end If you were crazy enough to make the House Destruction Party then you know You're lucky that you live The cops showed up and all the kids went piling out the back I remember running away and hiding out in the lot behind the Squirrel Hill Mellon Bank The cop said, "I wanna speak to someone who lives here!" and this punk kid said she did He asked, "Is this the condition the house has always been in?" She answered, "Ah. . fucking right pig!" Spaz's House Destruction Party, it was chaos with no end If you were crazy enough to make the House Destruction Party then you know You're lucky that you live Let's go! Hey...