I've got a fanzine, so I should know About every band I turned punk two years ago I tell my subjects I'm D.I.Y I'll call your band a sellout and I'll tell convienient lies I've got a lot of staples Yeah, and to much... Time to trash a band, they fucking blow Since I wasn't on the guest list I didn't make the show No major labels, they really suck Except for bad religion, can't get their sticker off my truck Got my own agenda I write the rules... I'll use my moms cash, obody knows You calling me a liar, yeah, my story has some holes Start a label, rip off the bands I'll liberate the punk scene part of my master plan If it's in my zine, it must be true Who told you i'm always crying just because i'm getting sued That guys an asshole, that bands on ludes I guess my little fanzine is like the weekly world news