Its friday night I've got a date With this vegan girl Kate You know I really like her style, smile, style Whoa, I love you kate but you've gone to far You won't even sit in my brand new car It's got reclining bucket seats And a CD player So what's your fucking beef? Is it my cozy leather seats? Is it the covers made from sheep? OK I guess that we can walk and walk and walk and walk What kind of guy do you think I am? You take off your shoes when you're in Japan I bought this outfit just for you So what if their suede and now my jacket too So what am to supposed to do? I'll freeze to death and catch the flu! Ok i'll do it just for you, for you, for you, for you ♪ We made it out and we had an OK time I caught Pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite She said "I'm sorry mark I hope that you pull through" "Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes" I tried to FUCK her and you know what happened then She said "that condom you've got is made from a lambs skin!" "So what's your problem!" "So what's your problem!" Last friday night you know I had this date It was with this vegan girl I think her name was Kate If you're lookin' for some action Or if you want to score Just eat some bark or acorns And she will like you more than me...