I take a look around Think of places i have been There really aren't that many I would like to see again I've been to 30 8 of 50 states Most of them i'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are great Back on the east coast Dc's a little shit hole You'll freeze to death in jersey But florida's the best I think i would rather have Prostate cancer Than visit oklahomo It's those sooners i detest When i see the coast I'm at home at last Take the lincoln monument And cram it up your ass Jmfc a giant ball of yarn Dont forget to see the thing When your on your way to yuma Koa is a ok But they ain't got no shoney's I love turquoise And shells of abalone Testicular tumors Sound so much nicer Than seeing dollywood In the hills of tennsessee Sentence me to life In a tijuana prison I don't really care Feed doritos to the bears Fireworks here and there California is for me Mississi (fart) i Zillions of mosquitoes are Gnawing on my thigh I really love antiquing I bought some decoy ducks In some states your sister Is the only one you fuck The nascar whores of north carolina With ovarian cysts The size of missouri Do yourself a favor and Stay in california Goodbye.