I got a boat and named her dicky moe She's a beauty a real treasure trove. I've read the manual now i'm ready for the sea Chart a course - erotic ports for dicky moe and me Boating's unpredictable And traveling gives you lice Day 1 i was okay, no trouble in my log If the fishing gets much worse I'll have to eat my dog Day 19 i'm standed in peru Boating's fun - the blazing sun - evaporated food Boating's unpredictable And traveling gives you lice My spanish sucks, the people stink, i'm starting to fit in We played some soccer and they let me win Adios amicos from dicky moe and me Now i've got the worst case of lice you've ever seen I've got lice (x4)