Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And f**k you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans The Catholics mouth more than just each other It's written that He must toss you off Your parents were light on their last tithing Father f**ked me in the ass while I'm not lookin' If God created man, He did it just right Hitler, slavery, urban blight Starvation, religion, and selling our nation Out right Because we're Americans Hide behind the mask of mediocrity My wife, my kids are swell A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin If God created man, He did it just right Hitler, slavery, urban blight Starvation, religion, and selling our nation Out right Americans Take a fist in the ass Americans Try hard and fast Americans Just eliminate the middle f**king class