For all those who've failed You will have your day And you'll hear them say "I don't understand how things went wrong, I've always been great, good-looking and strong" When they feel like you have all the time It's your revenge FAILURE I guess that's life, Failure is the best revenge Be proud of your flounders And falter with pride Fail without shame Cuz you never tried Don't bother building a trophy case, Unless they start handing them out for last place Be humble because no one is safe It sneaks right up FAILURE Everybody join the club, Failure is the best revenge FAILURE Only one way of doing things right, But a thousand ways wrong, So join the fight. In showing the winners we don't play their games, An army of losers Retarded and lame A chance to unite Cuz we're all the same It's great to be a FAILURE Never try Failure is the best revenge Avoid mediocrity And run the other way Stay at the bottom You're welcome to stay Make them remember you for failure without match Every defeat is a feather in your cap. I give a crap We all belong FAILURE One billion strong FAILURE Come join the club FAILURE Never try Failure is the best revenge.