Here in America Respect your fellow man Some foreign cultures don't understand We got this little rule and it's called elbow room Pertaining to the special occupancy you consume If I'm in front of line Then you should stay behind Until I get my ice-less soda It's such a simple thing It's called "first come first serve" Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve In every region It seems there's a legion Of impatient close talking slime that cut in line! Barge me with your walkin' Spray me with your talkin' I am the ambassador I'll kick your ass-ador! ♪ What's your affinity for my vicinity? There's plenty room here in your country It's just good etiquette to use deodorant Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent Boozy and stinkin' I smell what your thinkin' I just need a little more space Get out my face! Barge me with your walkin' Spray me with your talkin' Back the fuck up ass-hole Shut your bread & cheese hole Tryin' to make myself clear Give me just a foot here You offend my sinus I'll kick your Royal Highness! I'll see your euro-barge by friend And raise you one ugly American ♪ In every region It seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime That cut in line! Barge me with your walkin' Spray me with your talkin' Push you out of the way Sock you in the pate Step right off you inbred Hygiene like a deadhead I am the ambassador Of fuckin' kick your ass-ador! Smell!