Birds in the air Never chirped the same Slobs in bowling alleys Never burped the same They came to cry Shocked with disbelief A broken mass of millions All drowning in their grief She was just an innocent How could you lord? They cried the day That farrah fawcett died Throughout the globe Every chinese man and turk Their unifying symbol They really liked her work But who's to blame? No one made a move Until i find out who did this Nobody leaves the room They say the road was icy But that just don't add up A bushy-haired intruder Another government cover up! A drug-related overdose A hunting accident Death at the hands of another, I'll bet! First JFK And then we lost the king Thank god it must be over now They say they come in threes But still i ache The world has lost a friend I'll trade all Of my viewmaster reels To see her once again