Wanna know the truth, well, I wrote it down
I got a PHD, in thinkin' out loud
No book to buy, it's more like a list
It ain't long kinda goes like this
Tell it like it is, don't sugar coat it
Take it to the bank so you can't blow it
Use a little duct tape, if you done broke it
When it don't start you might have to choke it
If it gets too tall you can just mow it
Ain't tall enough sit back and grow it
And if you gotta drawl you best just own it
So put a little y'all in your pipe and smoke it

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Can't find a barstool, just find a porch
Hell, whiskey's cheaper at the liquor store
When life gets you down, go buy a dog
And in the end, you'll be better off
If you tell it like it is, don't sugar coat it
Take it to thе bank so you can't blow it
Use a little duct tape, if you donе broke it
When it don't start, you might have to choke it
If it gets too tall, you can just mow it
Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
So put a little y'all in your pipe and smoke it
Whoo, whoo
Yeah hit that for me one more time
Whoo, whoo
And if it gets too tall, you can just mow it
Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it
And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it
So put a little y'all in your pipe and smoke it
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Smoke it, smoke it
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Smoke it, smoke it