My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it Yeah, I'll have this dance, I like this song it's got some swing in it You ain't Johnny and I ain't June But you can be my man in black tonight, baby, if you want to Someday, I want the weddin' Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue Flowers and a veil And a sunset honeymoon But tonight we ain't nothin' But a downtown bride and groom Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows And exchangin' drunk I do's With neon diamonds and smoke rings Neon diamonds and smoke rings I ain't one for champagne and them fancy crystal stem glasses 'Fore I settle down, I'll probably have to kick some bad habits 'Til last call do us part We ain't gotta get married to pretend we are Someday, I want the weddin' Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue Flowers and a veil And a sunset honeymoon But tonight we ain't nothin' But a downtown bride and groom Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows And exchangin' drunk I do's With neon diamonds and smoke rings Neon diamonds and smoke rings 'Round and 'round Someday, I want my daddy to give me away I know I want forever, just not today Neon diamonds and smoke rings Neon diamonds and smoke rings Neon diamonds and smoke rings Neon diamonds and smoke rings My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it