Uno, dos, tres It's been a really, really messed up year COVID keeps raging, been a lot of masturbation Got a bunch of new diffrent fears Like walking in someones general direction La la la - whatever La la la - I'm getting fatter La la la - oh well La la la Stay your ass inside Tonight - have a party in your birthday suit by yourself Inside - tonight Tryna kill Nana isn't good for her health Until we're vaccinated Let's stay in and get wasted Tonight - tonight Stay inside - tonight I woke up like it's Groundhogs day Afraid to go out shopping And accidently coffing Did a Zoom call and didn't wear pants 'Cause that's the kind of person I am now La la la - whatever La la la - you're getting fatter La la la - oh well La la la Stay your ass inside Tonight - have a party in your birthday suit by yourself Inside - tonight Tryna kill Nana isn't good for her health Until we're vaccinated Let's stay in and get wasted Tonight - tonight Stay inside - tonight Just singing like, whoa oh-oh C'mon, whoa oh-oh It doesn't matter, whoa oh-oh Everybody now, whoa oh-oh Oh please stop, it's really not funny Getting beat up, and getting beat down Got 1200 back in last August Paid my rent once It's all gone by now Oh please stop, it's really not funny Getting beat up, and getting beat down Got 1200 back in last August Paid my rent once It's all gone by now It's you and me, and were six feet apart If you gotta sneeze, I prefer that you fart And no one knows when this thing's gonna end I've got like no friends and buddies whoa oh-oh C'mon, whoa oh-oh No more partying, whoa oh-oh For real c'mon, whoa oh-oh Stay your ass inside Tonight - have a party in your birthday suit by yourself Inside - tonight Tryna kill Nana isn't good for her health Until we're vaccinated Let's stay in and get wasted Tonight - tonight Stay inside - tonight Tonight - tonight Stay inside - tonight It's alright, alright Stay inside - tonight Just singin like - whoa oh-oh C'mon - whoa oh-oh All you cool cats - whoa oh-oh She killed her husband - whoa oh-oh Totally positive - whoa oh-oh (Oh please stop, it's really not funny, Getting beat up and getting beat down) Carol Baskin (Got 1200 back in last August, Paid my rent once, it's all gone by now) Killed her - husband - wacked him (Oh please stop, it's really not funny, Getting beat up and getting beat down) (Got 1200 back in last August, Paid my rent once, it's all gone by now)