In the diner he was running all around
His shell made a sizzling sound
Someone was trying to make eggs on his back
'Cause they were hungry for a really good snack
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
Breakdancing in Egypt
Doing a shellspin on the pyramid too
He did the Blitzy Poodle
He did the Army Bop
The Jelly Donut
The Chihuahua Tornado
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
The Smokey Turtle
The Smokey Turtle
The Smokey Turtle
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
The Smokey Turtle he was so smokey
When he came around the people chokey-chokey
The Smokey Turtle he was ...
Hahahaha!