Do you know what I just saw? People walk around with concrete in their jaws. It's a new method that dentists use. Keep the teeth in place when they get loose. So look into my eyes, you'll see the lord of lies, Cross my fingers I swear this is true. Something weird occurred today, The president called me up and said, come out and play! He's got a new toy from the CIA Guaranteed to blow your mind away. So look into his eyes, he is the lord of lies, With just one look you can tell he's a crook!! You'll believe in all I say, Even if I'd tell you that my wife was gay!! Some might say that I've blown a fuse. Some might even call it wife abuse!!! So look into my eyes, I am the lord of lies, Cross my fingers I swear this is true.