All these weird folks that I am seeing
Walking through here like zombie beings
Always doing the weirdest kind of things
Kicking buttons with doctor martins
Doing love acts even with cousins
Can't they see what damage
They are causing me?
I can see them all conspiring
Telling each other lies
They can't see me
Search your heart and forgive their souls
Whatever the cost might be?
You know it's all a matter of sympathy
But you don't have to take them
Every dawn brings a brand new day
And slowly works its way to dusk
Will they ever manage to improve themselves?
All these weird things that I am seeing
Glad I'm not like a human being
Losing temper and problems with PMS
Landlord's lying to all of his clients
Right back at him they're scheming bad things
Ted is honest
A fool who just can't see the truth
I can see them all conspiring
Telling each other lies
They can't see me
Search your heart and forgive their souls
Whatever the cost might be?
You know it's all a matter of sympathy
But you don't have to take them
Every dawn brings a brand new day
And slowly works its way to dusk
Will they ever manage to improve themselves?
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As I see all these social occasions
Wonder can it be me who's envious
Are these humans with so capricious minds?
Seems like love is an awesome feeling
Hey, don't know seems like rotten pudding
Oh this madness
Is too much for me to bear
I can see them all conspiring
Telling each other lies
They can't see me
Search your heart and forgive their souls
Whatever the cost might be?
You know it's all a matter of sympathy
But you don't have to take them
Every dawn brings a brand new day
And slowly works its way to dusk
Will they ever manage to improve themselves?